I was reading this article by Christian Carly on Foreign Policy this evening. What can I say, this passage spoke to me… You can never be too prepared. 

One of my friends here told me about a next-door neighbor who still keeps a tank, “liberated” from government forces during the revolution, in his garage. When asked why he still hangs on to it, the neighbor replies: “For emergencies.” You never know when a tank might come in handy. 

I guess my question is how does the garage door close?